Standing outside naked waiting on Google Earth to take.my picture!!

Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.

I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.

Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.

anyone want to join my family? rate me and i'll add

Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass.  Assign to your phone contacts; it’ll look like they’re trapped inside your phone.

Lick me!!! OOOOPPPSSS I mean "LIKE ME" RATE ME!! Give me all your lovin!!!

I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.

I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. 

All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute

Knowledge is power if you know it about the right person. Rate Me Level Me like Me!!!

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You’re gonna learn a lot today.

Of course i'am out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there......

my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

I was so ugly as a kid.... They would stick me in the corner and feed me with a sling-shot!!!

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Thanx 4 the rates and likes!!!! Have a wonderful Friday!!! Get out there and enjoy the weekend!!!!