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Any one out there have a speedo for a mid 90s sportster? Cable drive and turn signal cancel.
Sep 27, 2013comment
another slow boring day at work, I would rather be riding.
Sep 24, 2013comment
Not on a whole lot for a while. I killed my wireless router at home and my laptop at work may have fried it's Wi-Fi.
Aug 29, 2013comment
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Aug 12, 2013comment
In need of ability points spent on me. Who is nice enough to help out?
Aug 3, 2013comment
Thank you all that helped and added me to family.
Jul 23, 2013comment
Ok, how many angels out there have a family spot for me?
Jul 18, 2013comment
Ok, I've been stuck here too long, how do I boost my own points and my own family?
Jul 13, 2013comment
During sex, it's perfectly fine to say "yeah", "yes", and "oh yes", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "yep"?
Jul 3, 2013comment
I want to thank everyone that wished me a Happy Birthday and got me something. And for those that still are planning on getting me something, Blow Jobs make a great last minuet gift idea. Just sayin. LOL
Jun 20, 2013comment
Ok, I've been stuck here too long, how do I boost my own points and my own family?
Jun 17, 2013comment
Why is it when I'm pulling out a fuel tank and covered in gas and asking for some assistance, my coworkers come to me with a lighter. I know too many smartasses.
May 24, 2013comment
I don't get some people at times.
May 21, 2013comment
Yay, it's going to cool down to the high 90s this weekend.
May 14, 2013comment
First rule of pillow fight club, you don't talk about pillow fight club.
Apr 24, 2013comment
This morning I was standing in front of a mirror looking at my naked body and thinking… "I'm going to get thrown out of this Ikea pretty soon."
Apr 21, 2013comment
It might look like fat to you, but it’s really a soft, protective cover for my rock-hard abs.
Apr 12, 2013comment
Thank you all. Yesterday was one of the best days for me on here.
Apr 11, 2013comment
TY for all the likes and rates. I'll get everyone back in a little bit.
Apr 10, 2013comment
I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you ladies with my awkwardness.
Feb 25, 2013comment
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