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MrCookie's Status
Damn, it's been a year since I updated my status, I should work on keeping up in it a little more.
Oct 8, 2019comment
Well Good Morning, out in Show Low for work. Damn it's too cold to be going out. I"m not made for cold.
Oct 18, 2018comment
OH, what to do when some one you love does not want you to date some one.
Jun 26, 2018comment
Don't you hate when you go to your favorite little Chinese buffet and find it closed. Now it's a plane restaurant
Jan 2, 2018comment
Hanging at the surgicenter. waiting on a friend to get done .
Dec 28, 2017comment
OH well, so much for that.
May 1, 2017comment
It's when you stop looking, and stop worrying about it. That's when suddenly someone comes around that just makes you smile when you think of them.
Apr 15, 2017comment
And there it is. another heartbreak.
Feb 26, 2016comment
Nothing funnier or more cute then yawning in front of a 3 year old and having her say "There's something on you tongue". When she sees your piercing.
Jul 8, 2014comment
Ahh, Night rides are always a nice get away for a little bit. Even if its just around town.
May 17, 2014comment
Ahh, Short ride to see some friends,was a good day.
Mar 23, 2014comment
Now taking Valentine day apps. please inquire within.
Feb 10, 2014comment
I was in bed with this blind girl last night and she said I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said " you're pulling my leg "
Jan 27, 2014comment
I don't trust joggers, it's a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
Jan 23, 2014comment
happy new year everyone.
Dec 30, 2013comment
R.I.P. Grandpa Johnny. You taught me a lot when I was a young kid and more as I got older. I will miss being able to go out there and seeing you.
Dec 11, 2013comment
No No, I said Dart gun.
Dec 5, 2013comment
Why the hell are we even open today?
Nov 29, 2013comment
Damn I hate getting sick. expicaly when I wake up an hour before my alarm to hack up a lung. And jumping out of bed when you have a fever so all you can do is shiver while looking for your clothes in the dark. I want my nurse!
Nov 18, 2013comment
Damn, I forgot my phone at home. oh well, no worries.
Nov 2, 2013comment
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