Ahhh what I wouldn't give to have a kick ass, semi-quiet companion for tomorrow night's fireworks. That would be awesome-sauce....

Time for sleep ya'll before these pills take effect and I wind up face down on the floor instead of on the bed. ha.. Damn..I love my meds but hate the pain that comes in order to be on them. Fucked up shit .. ha Sleep tight and happy pills make a goodnight

The munchies are a bitch when all you want is kiwi fruit and there are no longer any left in the fridge.. Damn yoda.. Guess it'll be a piece of gum with my eyes closed imagining kiwi. ha

I've got that shit in my system.. Somebody''s gonna be my victim. ha I love that part.. :P

I think you can do much better than me. After all the lies that I made you believe. Guilt kicks in and I start to see. ... I told myself I won't miss you. But I remember, what it feels like beside you. I think you should know this, you deserve much better

I said hello, hello She said oh shit I ain't mean to call you Anyway, what you doing I said nothing She said I know what you should be doing And could be doing Open up your legs Walk me through it Ain't too proud to beg, please I fell on my he

"Should I call someone else? Cuz girl it's almost 12 and this dick won't suck it's self."

This involuntary stumble into nunnery type of lifestyle isn't very becoming of me. Must end this dry spell and let my warmness flow from the boiling pits that are my inner desires.

LOL love coming across songs from my past and the first one is "The blow job song" by blink 182. Always a refreshing giggle of truth.. ha

Wow, it has been a long ass time since I have been on here. Just celebrated my birthday over the weekend. Got shitfaced drunk on the beach. Been a while since I've been drunk. Made me feel all warm and tingly inside... Almost the same sensation as being ho

Damnit! I hate it when I have a craving to suck and have an empty mouth.. :(

Okay so it's been a REALLY long time since I have been on here. Hi Everyone! Hope all is good. I am currently starting to feel my d-less attitude which isn't a flattering personality trait of myself. lol. Got to figure out how to find the D that satisfies

Soooooo many changes and so little patience.. I'm going to start my own business.. Start up as a passion party representative and offer sex therapy.. It shall be very fulfilling. :)

just a few more hours and i will be far away from here away from these piece of shit people who are supposed to family... guess they are right blood is at times poison.

anyone feel like playing the hero and rescuing us? seriously this an emergency situation

anyone feel like playing the hero and rescuing us? seriously this an emerge

leaving the fuck out of here. tired of being a prisoner and being verbally assaulted by a punk ass chump who is a limp dick bitch. fuck this anyone traveling from the salem area to eastern oregon or anyone willing to make that commute please inbox me. no j

leaving the fuck out of here. tired of being a prisoner and being verbally assaulted by a punk ass chump who is a limp dick bitch. fuck this anyone traveling from the salem area to eastern oregon or anyone willing to make that commute

tomorrow shall be my departure day, which means my presence on fubar will become incredibly scarce. please don't take it personally , it just the winds of change blowing in your ear.. :)

good morning mother flowers!!!!! hopefully you had good orgasms last night and don't forget to be nice to the environment.. don't waste morning wood lol