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You'd have to be batshit crazy to turn down a night of mutual orgasmic satisfaction for an evening of compounded frustration
May 2, 2015comment
I'm not your homie. Here's an update cupcake. Just blow me and show me your best fuck face. Ha
May 2, 2015comment
hmmm.. My curiosity is rearing it's adventurous head tonight. Which perverse interest shall I explore?
Mar 31, 2015comment
Holy shit! That was by far the most intense moment of overly anticipated release I just succumbed myself to. Wow! I don't think I've ever felt that much personal satisfaction after denying myself release for so long be that incredibly mind blowing! This was by far my most vulnerable moment I've ever brought myself to. Fucking phenomenal!!!!
Mar 29, 2015comment
A classy woman never spits, she swallows every last drop. A truly commendable man will always be sure to leave his woman with a smile and a glistening strand of pearls around her neck. :-D These are two rules to build a satisfying relationship!
Mar 29, 2015comment
You always look better with something in your mouth
Mar 29, 2015comment
Girl it's almost 12 and this dick won't suck itself. You I need some help. Haaaaaaaa yup
Mar 28, 2015comment
I see the truth in your lies. I see nobody by your side. But I'm with you when you're all alone. And you correct me when I'm looking wrong. I see that guilt beneath the shame. I see your soul through your window pain. I see the scars that remain.
Feb 9, 2015comment
Should I call someone else? Cuz girl it's almost 12, this dick ain't gonna suck itself. You know it needs some help... .. I just hope you know the way.... ha
Feb 9, 2015comment
I have to say, it's rather pathetic when someone tries to send a friend request to you just so they can play jealous stalker games to see who the person they "fu-own" is looking at. If you have issues with being jealous over a site that is completely for shits and giggles, perhaps this site isn't for you. And most likely you will cause me to be more perverse just because I know it gets under your skin.
Jan 2, 2015comment
Hmmm shit's getting kinda strange.. Perhaps it's time to venture out and sample some models to see which is the proper fit.
Dec 2, 2014comment
My motivation today is not going to jail.. My actions to accomplish this task? Biting my lip when stupid people decide to piss on every single one of my last nerves. Reward if successful- unmuffled moaning orgasm. ha
Nov 14, 2014comment
So the topic of Anteaters came up in a slightly alcohol infused conversation.. I think it started with a donkey show and then I dunno.. But thanks a lot... My mind is very visual and I got the joy of wonder.. ha wow.. time for bed or orgasm.. not sure which one.
Nov 9, 2014comment
Should I try and cut myself for you? Do I have to let it bleed with no regard? Tell me exactly what to do. I'm afraid I've gone too far. I could never find myself without you. You could never find yourself without me. Why even try to lie or ignore the truth? Is there someone else that I should be?
Nov 4, 2014comment
In case y'all haven't noticed, or perhaps you assumed I was just stuck up, but I am hardly actually signed in. My attendance is often here and there off and on. Sorry if you felt ignored. :( But what's a girl with an insatiable sexual appetite to do when the urge to play with finger puppets arises? And having a d1ckless attitude doesn't help with the unsatisfied releases of self pleasure. :( It's a sad, demanding circle... haha
Nov 3, 2014comment
I just love a cool, tingly sensation in just the right places!
Aug 23, 2014comment
Breasts will forever be every single person's best friend. From birth, to puberty, all the way to the granny bra's screaming at the strain of holdin' in those rolled up beauties in place.
Aug 23, 2014comment
this girl right here knows good and well the consequences that result in indulging in wine coolers alone. Warm tingly pleasure sensors crying for touch and an emptiness when the waves of self pleasure subside and the memory of not having penetration . Aye.
Aug 9, 2014comment
Well, I guess I'll be honest. I would much rather be a whore than a slut. Slut's give it up for free and Whore's get paid to do what they love.. .. I mean it's really a no brain-er!!!
Jul 8, 2014comment
How do I play? --- Party like a man, act like a lady and fuck a whore. lol
Jul 4, 2014comment
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