around..

faded white..

wishes laundry was money - I'd be loaded!

Yea, I'm short. Make me mad and I'll bite your knees off!

Santa asked me to check up on you to see if you have been good this year.... How much is it worth to keep my mouth shut???

you know a woman is having a BAD day when her tampon is behind her ear and her cigarette is missing...

someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i can't, Satan still has a restraining order on me :)

just realized that my "give a damn" is broken today. But fortunately, my "go screw yourself" is still working.

somewhere over the rainbow..

out..

is on a date.. with my bed..