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Lushy Liz's Status
It's official.. I only like winter on Christmas cards!
Jan 14, 2017comment
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
Sep 15, 2016comment
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night.. especially since I walked there.
Sep 12, 2016comment
Happy New Year to everyone!
Dec 31, 2012comment
Thanks for all the birthday/Valentine's love yesterday!! :)
Feb 15, 2012comment
Just think, if your name was "Sleep" I would so be doing you in my bed right now. :)
Feb 2, 2012comment
Merry Christmas!!!
Dec 25, 2011comment
Haven't been on in a while, I have been sick (still am) :(
Nov 18, 2011comment
If you were laundry, I'd be doing you right now.
Nov 10, 2011comment
is off to bed now, who's turn is it to tuck me in & read me a bed time story?
Oct 17, 2011comment
Out Halloween shopping. What should I be?
Oct 13, 2011comment
around..
Oct 8, 2011comment
What's that pillow? Blanket needs me? Don't worry, I will be right there!
Sep 30, 2011comment
Somersaults... that's how I roll.
Sep 29, 2011comment
Bi-polar Wednesday - that day where you fluctuate between, "WooHoo, the week is half over" and "Oh crap, the week is only half over."
Sep 28, 2011comment
off to fall into the arms of the one I love. Bed - here I come! :)
Sep 25, 2011comment
I came, I saw, I started to conquer... but I got tired and said to hell with it. Goodnight!
Sep 22, 2011comment
a chance is like a picture so just take it.
Jul 2, 2011comment
wants to invent a drink and call it Responsibly. That way, when you are shitfaced you can say, 'Well I did drink Responsibly'.
Jun 16, 2010comment
is the kind of woman that when I crawl out of bed in the morning, Satan sighs, "Damn, she's up"!
Mar 26, 2010comment
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