nvm that never works for me anyways

i got a pimpout for a trout bling

I like to lead by bad example.

And so the day of humpeth, hath arrived.

I don't need 460 million points to know I'm a badass motherfucker, js.

Oh boy can't wait to go see that Katy Perry movie*barf*

I gotta figure out how to sleep at night

#23 ranking thanks for the love and I couldn't have done it without FapNapper and Cute Poison. Daddy loves you babies!

Phew, that was a good one!

4 more minutes on this rockstar come hit it!

Going for top 100 today I need lots of love

Going for top 100 today can anyone sell me some ability bling?

Going for top 100 to level today

Damn I miss football

Let me rub your pork butt.

It used to be called a "Jumpoline" until your mom jumped on one.

If you have such a problem with me hogging the covers, then maybe you should lock your windows at night!

Let's do this

If Sunday is the day of rest why is it the worst day for TV shows?

There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in doritos