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Just plain Scott's Status
adios fu
Jun 30, 2012comment
I just fried some eggs.....on the sidewalk
Jun 29, 2012comment
can i get a shitface?
Jun 29, 2012comment
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Jun 28, 2012comment
Pink lemonade is one of the finest summer drinks of all time.
Jun 28, 2012comment
blahhhhh
Jun 27, 2012comment
pimpouts 4 sale here sb me
Jun 27, 2012comment
net security at work won't let me fu, what the hell
Jun 27, 2012comment
Hey my good friends this cutie needs angel fam adds http://www.fubar.com/hellewise help her out please
Jun 26, 2012comment
I had a girlfriend that left me because I'm so arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in.
Jun 25, 2012comment
I'm sorry, I couldn't understand a single word that was coming out of your boobs.
Jun 25, 2012comment
goodnight fubertoes
Jun 25, 2012comment
who wants to buy a pimpout? sb me
Jun 24, 2012comment
If I ever get outta bed, I'll be unstoppable.
Jun 24, 2012comment
I'll let you in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
Jun 24, 2012comment
You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Jun 23, 2012comment
TGIF
Jun 22, 2012comment
anyone wanna buy a pimpout?
Jun 21, 2012comment
This is my Thursday status.
Jun 21, 2012comment
Michael Mcdonald was the blackest sounding white dude of the 80's, just saying.
Jun 21, 2012comment
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