| Title | Status | Views | Comments | Votes | Results | |
| Idle musings. | expired | 170 | 5 | 2 | | Postive |  50.0% (1 votes) |
| Negative | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| What is the question? | 0% (0 votes) |
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| So many questions, so much time. | expired | 169 | 25 | 3 | | Ummm... | 57.1% (4 votes) |
| Yes | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| No | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Friday foolishness for folktale freaks. | expired | 129 | 14 | 4 | | It's only a horseshoe | 50.0% (4 votes) |
| Heels up | 37.5% (3 votes) |
| Heels down | 12.5% (1 votes) |
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| From the sweet spot between too much and not enough... | expired | 56 | 35 | 10 | | There aren't any | 42.9% (6 votes) |
| Won't admit it | 28.6% (4 votes) |
| What's a charlatan? | 28.6% (4 votes) |
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| Paved paradise and put up a parking lot. | expired | 99 | 17 | 3 | | New patio. | 66.7% (6 votes) |
| Build a garage. | 22.2% (2 votes) |
| Remove the cement. | 11.1% (1 votes) |
| Do nothing. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| When the sun gets closer than the moon, it's hot. | expired | 93 | 11 | 1 | | All of them | 66.7% (4 votes) |
| Crank up the air | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Other | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Cold drinks | 0% (0 votes) |
| Swimming | 0% (0 votes) |
| Strip nekkid | 0% (0 votes) |
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| You ever write a mumm and can't think of a title? | expired | 98 | 5 | 5 | | Send it as planned. | 50.0% (4 votes) |
| Not send. | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| Send with a bill. | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Send with divorce papers | 12.5% (1 votes) |
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| Fighting flames in the dead of winter. | expired | 53 | 4 | 4 | | No | 57.1% (4 votes) |
| Blame the Council | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Blame the Fire Dept | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Just a tragedy | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Yes | 0% (0 votes) |
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| WHO knows... | expired | 96 | 9 | 0 | | I take precautions | 100.0% (2 votes) |
| It's under control | 0% (0 votes) |
| It's not my problem | 0% (0 votes) |
| Ebo.. what? | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Roundup (or down) at the Ol' Fubar Corral | expired | 89 | 28 | 2 | | 136 years 10 months | 66.7% (4 votes) |
| 7 years 7 months | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| 12 years | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| 56 years 2 months | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Music has charms to soothe a savage breast~W Congreve | expired | 90 | 0 | 1 | | The beat | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Overall feeling | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| The lyrics | 0% (0 votes) |
| Mute and pick | 0% (0 votes) |
| Vote with/for friends | 0% (0 votes) |
| The message | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Either way, the groundhog lied. | expired | 56 | 2 | 3 | | Trees budding | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| Seeing a robin | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Warm weather | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Garbage and dirt | 0% (0 votes) |
| Lots of dog poop | 0% (0 votes) |
| The calandar | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Another of life's little mysteries. | expired | 96 | 4 | 5 | | Hijacked | 62.5% (5 votes) |
| Aliens | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| Other | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Mechanical failure | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Built for comfort or speed or both? | expired | 101 | 5 | 1 | | Road rash | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| Other | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| Sunburn | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Hit by bugs/debris | 0% (0 votes) |
| Got a ticket | 0% (0 votes) |
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| At one time, a DD was a daredevil. | expired | 98 | 3 | 2 | | MADD | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| DAMM | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Damned mad | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Only in Canada, you say? Thank God! | expired | 91 | 2 | 4 | | What the hell? | 57.1% (4 votes) |
| That's just wrong. | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| He deserves a chance. | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| He's getting better. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Hypocrisy is like a rotten egg with an Easter coloring. | expired | 95 | 2 | 0 | | All of these | 85.7% (6 votes) |
| Speaking against fubar | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Slanderous | 0% (0 votes) |
| Defamatory | 0% (0 votes) |
| Riot inciting | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Some of these Olympic sports are just... well... | expired | 95 | 1 | 4 | | Hell, yeah! | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| Red Bull What? | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Are you nuts? | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| But I love the skating. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Pass the salt, please. | expired | 65 | 3 | 5 | | I miss trans fats | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| Every year counts | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Is this a food MUMM? | 16.7% (1 votes) |
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| You only live once, depending on your beliefs. | expired | 92 | 5 | 7 | | Not likely. | 50.0% (5 votes) |
| Sure. I can do it. | 20.0% (2 votes) |
| It depends on the risk. | 20.0% (2 votes) |
| Sticks and stones... | 10.0% (1 votes) |
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| Everybody has a price. | expired | 97 | 5 | 0 | | A Klondike Bar | 57.1% (4 votes) |
| $1,000,000 | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| $100 | 0% (0 votes) |
| $1,000 | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Bloodsport, like sex, sells. | expired | 106 | 0 | 0 | | It would be awesome | 0% (0 votes) |
| No, too violent | 0% (0 votes) |
| Roller-what? | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Baby, it's cold outside... | expired | 97 | 0 | 9 | | Sure. Do it today. | 88.9% (8 votes) |
| It will wait. | 11.1% (1 votes) |
| Canada? Balmy? | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Oskie-wee-wee, whiskey-wa-wa, go Tigers, eat 'em raw | expired | 97 | 4 | 0 | | Pre-buzz | 0% (0 votes) |
| Stick it to bro | 0% (0 votes) |
| Drink, puke, burn | 0% (0 votes) |
| Buy my own at game | 0% (0 votes) |
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| No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm... | expired | 56 | 5 | 6 | | B&W Classics | 100.0% (6 votes) |
| New style gorefest | 0% (0 votes) |
| Not a fan of either | 0% (0 votes) |
| If I poop, it's good stuff | 0% (0 votes) |
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| An eye for an eye, a spleen for a spleen. | expired | 96 | 4 | 3 | | Just take the damn gift | 75.0% (3 votes) |
| I prefer getting only | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Paybacks are good | 0% (0 votes) |
| I prefer giving only | 0% (0 votes) |
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| I love you, you love me. We're a happy family... | expired | 101 | 9 | 6 | | It's just you. | 37.5% (3 votes) |
| Hey, yer right! | 37.5% (3 votes) |
| Keeps out asshats. | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Facebook is full. | 12.5% (1 votes) |
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| Ti-i-i-imme is on my side, yes it is... | expired | 88 | 1 | 1 | | Optical illusion | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Record album art | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Collage / hockey cards | 0% (0 votes) |
| Collage / Ex-lottery tix | 0% (0 votes) |
| Tag it | 0% (0 votes) |
| Fish are nice | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Accounting tricks and other shyt. | expired | 57 | 4 | 2 | | Yes | 66.7% (2 votes) |
| You won't need it in jail | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| No | 0% (0 votes) |
| Take the whole ATM | 0% (0 votes) |
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| You get a line and I'll get a pole, honey... | expired | 93 | 3 | 2 | | Off the pier | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| From the boat | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Fishin'n'drinkin' don't mix | 0% (0 votes) |
| Buy fish, stay home | 0% (0 votes) |
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| File, sand, measure, repeat. | expired | 97 | 15 | 2 | | Sure, why not? | 100.0% (2 votes) |
| Are you daft? | 0% (0 votes) |
| More fun on fubar. | 0% (0 votes) |
| fubar IS a job. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| And the Literary Award goes to... WTF is a Vit?? | expired | 42 | 1 | 0 | | Bob Furapples | 100.0% (1 votes) |
| Riley Tivton | 0% (0 votes) |
| Myron Goldswanz | 0% (0 votes) |
| Jackson P. Doff | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Phonin' it in, folks... | expired | 90 | 4 | 1 | | Fagin | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| Obelix | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Man in the Yellow Hat | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Asterix | 0% (0 votes) |
| Tintin | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bill the Cat | 0% (0 votes) |
| Fat Freddie Freak | 0% (0 votes) |
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| That was then, this is now. w/ apologies to SE Hinton | expired | 99 | 3 | 4 | | Then | 80.0% (4 votes) |
| Leave It To Beaver | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| Now | 0% (0 votes) |
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