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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ?
What happens if you get "scared half to death" twice ?
If bankers could count how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers ?
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread ?
If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit ?
Why can't I set my laser printer on "stun" ?
If the number 2 pencil is so popular why is it still number two ?
Why do they call them hemorrhoids instead of "asteroids"?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ?
Why do psychics have to ask your name ?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn ?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keyboard of the drive-in ATM ?
Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song ?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away ?
If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell , is it a success ?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays ?
How do they get the deer to cross at theyellow signs ?
If white wine goes with fish , do white grapes go with sushi ?
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular ?
If you're born again , do you have two belly buttons ?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it ?
How is it possible to have a civil war ?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too ? Thanks to: dyancu
How happy are larks, really?
Why do they say "near-miss", when referring to no collision?
