[edit] US Beer Song
I like beer cause it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
Cuz the beer it makes me glad
There is nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer.
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
...AND STUFF!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
Let's go drink some...
BEER!
When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car.
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
...AND STUFF!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
Let's go drink some...
BEER!
(instrumental)
Guy speaking: Uh, dude? I think you've had enough.
NO.
(instrumental)
LET'S
GO
DRINK
SOME
BEER!
(Note: The remainder of the song is incredibly quiet and easy to overlook by mistake. I blame your mom.)
I am drunk.
Drunk is me.
I am drunk.
Whee!
I am drunk.
Drunk is me.
I am drunk.
Whee!
I am drunk.
Drunk is me.
I am--(burp)
