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A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?", asked the Mom.
"Mom I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband."
The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?", he asked.
His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband."
The father walked out of the room shaking his head too.
The next day the Mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game.
"For Christ's sake, what are you doing?" she cried.
The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm having a beer and watching the game with my new son-in-law!"
Well we are now part of the "Foreclosure" group. Yup you read right. Our house is being foreclosed. Why? cause the bank jumped our payments up so high that we couldn't make the payments. Plus when we go 1 payment behind, they jacked the payment from our account. No they didn't have authorization to do this, so, I closed our checking account as soon as I got it back out of the red. Hell the dumb mother fuckers wouldn't refund that money. They claim they don't have the authority to return the money. BULL FUCKING SHIT. They stole that money and I wanted it back. But would they? HELL NO. So now that we have the account closed, they are still bothering me about the damn payments. FUCK THEM. When you lose your job(like me)and have no income at the time.........Yea you will get behind. Yes the hubby lost his job as well. Yes the bank is still calling me about 5 times a day asking for the fucking payment. I keep telling them that we have NO income and are living with in-laws. Thankfully they let me hook up the comp to the internet free of charge. Gotta love them for that.
Well untill laterz
