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1) Your name?: Tawnya
the hottest girl in the whooole wide world
2) Your age?: 37
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
3) One of your friends?: Shannon
a name usually given to someone who is fierce, feisty, and sexy. despite the common belief that most girls named Shannon are blonde, 99% of the girls with this name is a brunette.
4) What should you be doing? cleaning
1.Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5) Favorite Food? Doner
When a male inserts his penis between two hotdog buns and offers his meat to a female for a tasty refreshment. The female grabs the said hot dog and is delightfully surprised by a huge raging cock. One who executes this act is known as a "Donemeister"
"Sally asked me for her steak to be medium, but I gave her a rare doner instead."
6) Hometown? Spokane
Spokane is where I am from, my home. Many people like to call it Spokompton, I think that Spokanphetamine would be just as appropriate as it is commonly called the meth capital.
Spokane is actually two cities, Spokane and Spokane Valley. But it uses one bus system as they are attached anyways.
We get a lot of gangstas who come up from California. Crips, Bloods, Surenos, Nortanos, Hells Angels, 18th Street, they're all here. Thing is our newspaper, the Spokesman Review lists the crimes that they commit as anonymous, when they do list them, everything is hush hush here. Must be to keep the gangs from gaining even more notoriety. IDK.
There are really a lot of homeless people here, and the population is majority conservative.
Then there are the different sections of town, the South Hill is where the better off financially live, downtown has many pawnshops and Riverfront Park, Northtown has head shops, a big mall, and lots of tweakers, the East Valley is the same, it also has head shops, a mall and lots of tweakers.
The best thing about Spokane is the forest area that it is in and the mild weather, not too hot during the summer and not too cold during winter.
Oh, and Bloomsday and Hoopfest make the downtown mad busy. Good for getting into fights.
*Walking downtown in Spokane*
Homeless Man: Do you have a dollar?
Me: If I did would I be walking?
Homeless Man: Do you have beer?
7) Middle name? Sue
a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub
Sue: avri whys ur dick so big
Avri:shut up bitch put it in ur mouth
Sue: yes sir
8) Car you drive? Contour
The worlds most sexy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted.
Man check out that IP.II.IMI.IP in dat contour!
9) Your last name? Read
read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future.
Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count.
10) Hottest celeb- Ryan Gosling
Only one of the hottest guys alive. Seen in Young Hercules, Breaker High, Murder by Numbers, Remember the Titans, The Notebook.
Ryan Gosling, hubba hubba!
