I suck at life but im wicked cool wifey ...'s blog: "um yeah"

One of these days someone will explain all of this to me. Someone has you for 5 years. They come up with this grand plan to make your lifes better together blah blah motherfucking blah. So they go overseas and decide a fling is what they want. Um ok cool, should have told me in the beginning cause then I wouldn't have been sitting here being faithfully like a jackass. Anywho, after you take my heart and step all over it and i ignore your emails and im(s) from oh i dunno 100000 miles away cause you um yeah broke up with me. You finally track down my number which I changed so you would quit calling me (which Travis is going to die for that) and come home and think that everything is ok. If i hadn't already deleted your goddamn cell from my phone I would have never answered it. Angry, not so much just trying to express the fact that you lost the best thing that ever happened to you. So quit trying to pretend that war changed you blah blah cause um yeah how many times did you fire that M-4, nada. Anyway my point here, is don't regret losing the best thing that ever happened to you cause you are a small insignicant little girl that i can barely remember. Just remember that you lost me and your fling back to her boyfriend. Tee-hee, karma well i love her. So please please stop calling me cause this number changing shit is well getting pricey. Toddles!! :)

Yeah so everyone keeps asking me about it so I thought what the hell I'll write a blog about it. I live a few miles from the train fire, explosion, toxic train derailment, um yeah the news has been going fucking crazy with the titles for their late breaking shitty news reporting the same shit over and over and over and over and did I say over yet? Those ppl are killing me. I mean they were reporting "theories" (one guy actually called it that then blamed the weather...right)aka RUMORS. They had not idea what was going on, um just like the rest of us. So it took me an hour and a half to get home which could have been much much worse. At 9:30 they finally opened 65 (an instate in case you aren't from around these parts) which means damnit I have to be on time for work tomorrow. So lets see there was a huge explosion, there is still a fire burning, the road it happened on is right by my dads, which i have to travel like 15 miles outta the way to see him now until they get that fixed, um yeah huge burden to me lol cause you know it wouldn't be right if I didn't make this all about me!! No body was killed and I haven't seen this many semitrucks on the sides streets in um ever!! So there you go...BONG!!!