Guy 1: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Woman 1: You know.
Guy 1: I don't know.
Woman 1: You know.
Guy 1: No. I don't know.
Woman 1: You do.
Guy 1: (gets up from table) I'll be back in a minute, after I shoot myself.
-- Overheard in: Diner, New Hope PA --