So, my bestfriend Keamilee goes to ATL for the weekend. Not to mention without me , but that is another story. Newaze, for the first time in the long time she buys some white polo tennis shoe. Those of u that know her know that she always wears heals or whatever never tennis shoes. Well Newaze. She gets her shoes on Saturday, comes home Sunday night. She tries to tell me that her shoes are brand new. I look down and start laughing.This bitch looks like she's been running from the cops. Her shoes were all scuffed up and dirty. She's fucked up and she starts reaching in a bag for some shoe polish. She gets it and tries to open it. While she's opening it....she is pouring WHITE shoe polish on my black office chair. She starts trying to paint her shoes with some shoe polish. I look at her and say NO! I don't think so. Your supposed to wash the dirt off first. She starts laughing. Gets a wash cloth and tries to get the dirt off after she had painted it. TRUE STORY. Well my other bestfriend comes in with her girlfriend. We chill for a min. We're all high as hell. Keamilee shoes her shoe to Etter and her girl and they start laughing. She asks Etter to paint them. Etter cleans the shoe (like she is suppose to) then starts painting her shoe. I look at etter and she is really into how the shoe strings are in her shoe. I turn around again and she has the polish and she is smiling and grinning at the sametime. I turn back around and I start thinking....maybe it isn't a good idea for her to be painting those shoes. I turn around again. I look at Keamilee. I ask her "Hey, I hope u didn't want those gray stipes on those shoes!" Etter still grinning. I got this man. She cleans it off. I look again. " Keamilee I hope u don't want that P on the side of ur shoe." I turn around and continue doing what I was doin. I look at Keamilee and She has this fucked up look on her face with all her teeth showing as if she smelled something funky. I look at etter. She looks like she's trying hard, but it just wasn't working. Keamilee says " Maybe it wasn't a good idea to get a person that's fucked up to paint my shoe. DUH Keamilee that's what I have been saying. Etter says Well it looks like you've been runnin from the cops. She passed it to her girl. Kahlua' starts bitting on her eyeliner. She yells out "Hey! Stop... I paid for THAT. We look at her. Now I know y ur shoes look like that.TRUE STORY!!!!!!
