Just for a laugh...see how many of these sayings us Scots have, you can translate.
1. Whit a stoatir...
2. Gaun yersel...
3. Yer nippin ma heid...
4. Dinnae geez yer p*sh
5. Ye cudnae hit a bull on the erse wi a banjo
6. Ahl pit ma fit so far up yer erse that thil think that Doc Martins ur making hats.
7. Yer jaikits in the lobby press
8. Wha lit that dug in here?
9. Ye counae score wi a fiver tied tae it.
10. Twa ootsiders wi a plate o' stovies.
