A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
> >beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long
> >been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving
> >couple."
> >
> >The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
> >long and happy marriage.
> >
> >The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,
>
> >" explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and
> >took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
> >We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost
> >fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's
> once."
> >
> >"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my
> >wife quietly said, "That's twice."
> >
> >We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time
> >my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse
> >dead.
> >
> >I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
> >poor animal like that, are you f*ckin crazy!?"
> >
> >She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."
> >
> >And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after." :(
