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| | Total nonsense - explained |
| created @ 02/11/2007 11:12 pm |
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So the evil chicken revisited me. It actually came to apologize to me. Turns out his name's Fred and he had mistaken me for the "that dumb shit" that made the joke about the chicken crossing the road. The bastard did however refuse to pay for the car because "Ford sucks moose balls".
It turns out the head on my foot belonged to a butcher. A cow was bowling with it. It just happened I was in the way. I tripped when it got stuck on my foot and I fell right were the cow had relieved himself a few minutes before.
The blood on my arm turned out to be that of a monkey. It was sitting in a tree and laughing so hard at the site of me that it suffered an aneurysm severe enough to cause it to spray blood on me.
So I guess the evil chicken isn't so evil after all. I still have to wonder how I got back to my computer with my headphones on, but at least I'm not guilty of anything bad. |
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