10. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"
9. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
8. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
7. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
6. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
5. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "I just got my license today."
2. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
1. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."