10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11
For a breakfast burrito.
9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high
Tops for hoops with the boys.
8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer.
7. They'd suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom.
6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy-feely from strangers.
They'd end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many
Times.
5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink
Business suit with a polka dot bow tie.
4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch.
3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on
Either side of a horse.
2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine.
And the number 1 reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant . . .
1. Nine months of wondering: "How is it going to get out that tiny
Hole?!?!", would result in a nervous breakdown.
