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Joe complains to Mike his elbow hurts. Mike says "go to Walmart Dr." It's a machine you dump a urine
sample and it tells you what's wrong with you. Joe figured he would try it! He goes to Wal mart and
dumps his urine into the slot. After 30 secs the Dr. prints out instructions. You have tennis elbow,
take some alieve(aisle 2) and avoid heavy lifting. Later that night Joe wondered if he could mess
with the machine. So he mixed some puppy pee...urine samples from both his daughter and wife,
and a little semen of his own. He took it back to the Walmart and dumped into the machine.
After 30 secs it printed out instructions. Your puppy has worms buy meds (aisle 3), your
daughter's addicted to crack, put her in rehab, and your wife's pregnant with twins, their
not yours get a lawyer....& Quit jacking off, your elbow will never get better!! Thank you for
shopping at Walmart!
