misterfeet's blog: "Toesucker MC's...."

Two years ago, a friend of mine Asked me to say some fetish rhymes So I said this rhyme I'm about to say The rhyme was Def a-then it went this way Took a test to become an foot freak i love to suck toes seven days a week So Larry put me inside, his Cad-illac The chauffeur drove off and we never came back The feet look best when they are bare But i love sexy shoes so i gotta be fair And then we talkin autograph, and here's the laugh Toejam caviar, and foot spa bath But see ahh, ah that's the life, ah that I lead Cause toesucker MC's is what i be So take that and move back catch a heart attack Because there's nothin in the world, that Footie'll ever lack I cold chill at a party in a foot-boy stance And rock on the mic and make the girls wanna dance Fly like a Dove, that come from up above I'm rockin on the mic and you can call me Feet-Love I got a big long Caddy not like a Seville And written right on the side it reads 'Gimmie Feet if Ya Will' So if you see me cruisin girls just a-move or step aside There ain't enough room to fit you all in my ride it's on a, ah best feet, first serve basis Coolin out girl, take you to the def places One of a kind and for your people's delight i'm a toesucker MC, and it just feels right Because you're after boobies all your life, you're cheatin on your wife You're walkin round town like a hoodlum with a knife You're hangin on the ave, chillin with the crew And everybody know what you've been through Ah with the one two three, count the piggies My man FIASCo, my name DJ Feet We do it in the place with the highs and the bass I'm rockin to the rhythm so put Your feet in my face Go Uptown and come down to the ground You sucker MC's, you bad face clown You five dollar boy and I'm a foot fetish man i'm a toesucker MC, and you're my fan You try to bite lines, but rhymes are mine i'm a toesucker MC don't own Calvin Klein Comin from the wackest, part of town Tryin to rap up but you can't get down You don't even know your english, your verb or noun i'm a toesucker MC you sad face clown So D. Monk E. and if you're ready The people rockin steady You're drivin big cars get your gas from Getty [D.M.C.] I'm D.Monk.E. in the place to be I go to St. John's University And since kinde-garten I acquired the knowledge And after 12th grade I went straight to college I'm light skinned, I live in Queens And I love sniffin' feet and collard greens I dress to kill, I love the style I'm an MC you know who's versatile Say I got good credit in your regards Got my name not numbers on my credit cards I go Uptown, I come back home with who me myself and my microphone All my rhymes are sweet delight So here's another one for y'all to bite When I suck toes, I never quit And if I see a new foot I'll just suck it Cause it takes a lot, to entertain And toesucker MC's is our name You can't rock a party with the stinky sock You gotta let em know you'll never stop The rhymes have to make (a lot of sense) You got to know where to start (when the feets commence..)