Beans's blog: "To all the nice guys left.."

Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh*t to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is NO, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the BOOTY CALL unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good, flower's are no good they remind. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged and needed!! 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with benefits" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.(it's hot) 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the **** home.Don't call ..I'll be in touch when services are needed

"To the nice guys left." To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state/province)(or across the country) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers, just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait hours to see her, even if they could only spend a few minutes together. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful, no matter what... And honestly believed what he said. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath. To every guy that thought "maybe this could be the one". To every guy that believed in her dreams. To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them. To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that wasn't just trying to get laid. To every guy that gave his heart and still has a piece missing. To every guy who prays that she is happy even if he is not the one that makes her that way. To every guy who doesn't care how far away she lives, and will still date her because it's her. To every guy who cares the most about how she feels, even when she breaks your heart.