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Tips for the Ladies
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt...a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? -- cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet (I'm on it, and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down -- just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS, and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.....
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons -- turn it into lemonade, then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's
ex-husband or ex-boyfriend!!
Now I hope I have given you a reason to smile!
Have a great day.
I love you all, my dear friends!!
