Three men in a plane crashed into an island full of cannibuls. The cannibuls found the 3 men and took them back to their village, and made a deal with them. They will let them live if complete their task. The men had to go into the forest and find 3 fruit of the same kind and stick it up their ass without an expression. The first guy returned with 3 apples; as the 2nd apple went in he made a weird face. So they ate him. The 2nd guy returns with 3 berries as the final one was going in, he started laughin. So they ate him. He meets the 1st guy again in heaven. The guy asked why did he laugh if he almost won. He said because the other guy had pineapples.