TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day ; teach a person to use the
Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial
tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions
and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands
of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Here's another bonus thought.....
Consider what Willie Nelson said regarding being caught recently with a bag of
Marijuana: "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of
spinach. I'd be dead by now."
