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So, if you're anything like me? You absolutely HATE inconsiderate, rude or careless drivers. Well, fear not, my Dear Reader! I have just the trick to take care of the idiot behind you!
1. Get the Following items from your local Wal-Mart.
A water baby. (Located in the girls' toy aisle) It is a regular-looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll soft and squishy like a real baby, minus the bones and organs.
Three jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves. Jams and jellies do not work as well.)
A funnel from the automotive section.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves using the funnel. Make sure to get as much into the doll as possible until it is almost ready to rupture. Dress the doll with the clothes it came packaged with, then place the doll in your car.
3. The next time some idiot is riding your ass in traffic? Roll down the window and throw said baby doll at their windshield. They will see a jiggly baby flying at them and explode into a mass of bright red gore all over their car!
4. Either they will get in a wreck and kill themself or they will slam the brakes, see a (supposedly) dead baby splattered all over their car and be traumatized for life. Either way? I guarantee they they will NEVER tail-gate another person again!
