This Is The Week That Was for 06/17/07
“FORE! No, more like 20.”
A golfer, in Reno, Nevada, shot his ball into the rough last week; I mean really rough. The area, beyond the course, was nothing but dirt and dry grass. So, in an effort to play his way back to the green, the duffer addressed the ball and made his best swing… struck something other than the ball, created a spark and started a fire in the dry grass that burned 20 acres of brush and tinder-dry grass before 50 firefighters could bring the blaze under control while other fire engines protected nearby homes.
“Well, that’s par for the course I suppose.”
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Colorado’s Undie Squad?
Must be something about ladies undies in Colorado that drive men over the top.
Recently a Denver man was charged with seven counts of second-degree burglary in three separate cases. Carlos Vigil, known as the “panty burglar”, would enter homes through open windows and doggie doors and steal women’s undergarments, photographs and other personal items. (Photographs? Did he want to see who else was wearing them?)
That wouldn’t be so bad, (or good, depending on your point of view), but shortly before that a Colorado Springs man pleaded guilty to breaking into homes and stealing women’s under wear. And yet another man, in Fort Collins, faces charges for the theft of more than 1,300 women’s undergarments from apartment laundry rooms near Colorado State.
“Did these guys know each other?”
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Time To Pay The Pole Dancer
Jason T. Parrott of, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, decided to spend Saturday night at the “Lumberyard II”, a Strip club, where he became totally intoxicated and ordered up eight rounds… of lap dances that is, at the cost of $25 per dance.
At the end of the evening Mr. Parrott refused to pay, (he must’ve wanted a pole dance), police were summoned and good-old Jason was charged with fifth-degree theft and public intoxication.
“Hmm, with some guys you just have to get in their face or they’re just not happy.”
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And That Was The Week That Was for June 17, 2007. Slow week, but kinky.
So, ‘til the next time… remember, “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
