Hey, I just recieved this from my son and I figured you might get a kick out of it.
Bill
>Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like
>Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
>promises that really speak to true friendship:
>
>
>1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
>the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
>2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
>3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
>
>4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
>
>5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
>worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
>
>6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
>
>7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well
>again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
>8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
