*Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
*If all the world is a stage then where is the audience sitting?
*If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
*If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
*Why is bra singular and panties plural?
*How come abbreviated is such a long word?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
*Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garment in a suitcase?
*Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
*Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light?"
*Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
*If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
*If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
*Why do we say something is "out of whack?"
*What is a whack?
*Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
*Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
*Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
*Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
*Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
*Why are they called 'stands' when they are made for sitting?
*Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light?"
*Why is a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
*Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean two different things?
*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
*Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
*Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
*Does anyone actually read blogs?
