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Meaning of Colour and your birthday!! Don't cheat Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favourite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favourite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8.. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday

Heaven and Hell

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, > "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." > > The Lord led the holy man to two doors. > > He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of > the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large > > pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth > water. > > The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared > to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that > were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the > > pot of stew and take a spoonful. > > But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get > the spoons back into their mouths. > > The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering . > > The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." > > They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same > as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of > stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped > with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well > nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't > understand." > > It is simple," said the Lord. "It requires but one skill. You see they > have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of > themselves." > > When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you. It's estimated > 93% won't forward this. If you are one of the 7% who will, forward this > with the title "7%". I'm in the 7% . > > Remember that I will always share my spoon with you.

LIFE IN THE 1500'S

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500's: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold." (Getting quite an education, aren't you?) In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old." Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat." Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust." Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake." England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. And that's the truth... Now, whoever said that History was boring ! ! ! Educate someone...Share these facts with a friend

16 Thoughts

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2.. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' 3. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.' 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. 16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into some thing acceptable to have dinner with.

An Officers Life

An Officers Life...... You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding" He just worked an accident where people died because they were going too fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean ? He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a child ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns are clean and fully loaded and his vest is tight __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy get shot at, and wounded in front of him. _________________________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks down the highway looking for body parts from a traffic crash _________________________________________ You complain about how hot it is. He wears fifty pounds of gear and a bullet proof vest in the middle of July and still runs around chasing crack heads ___________________________________________ You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He runs out before he gets his food to respond to an armed robbery. __________________________________ You get out of bed in the morning and take your time getting ready. He gets called out of bed at 2 am after working 12 hours and has to be into work A.S.A.P for a traffic homicide ___________________________________________ You go to the mall and get your hair done. He holds the hair of some college girl while shes puking in the back of his patrol car ______________________________________ You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. His shift ended 4 hours ago and there's no end in sight _____________________________________________ You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight. He can't make any plans because on his off days he still gets called back into work ______________________________________ You yell and scream at the squad car that just went past you because they slowed you down. He's in the driver seat of the squad car, going to cut somebody out of their car only to find out that their dead when he gets there. _____________________________________ You roll your eyes when a baby cries in public He picks up a dead child in his arms and prays that it would cry _______________________________________________ You criticize your police dept and say they're never there quick enough. He blasts the siren while the person in front of him refuses to move while talking on their cell phone and doing their makeup. __________________________ You hear the jokes about fallen officers and say they should have known better. He is a hero and runs into situations when everyone else is running away in order to make sure no one else gets hurt and loses his life doing it __________________________ You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't. He would take a bullet for his buddy without question ____________________________________ You sit there and judge him, saying that its a waste of money to have them around. Yet as soon as you need help he is there ___________________________________________________ If you support your local police officers, repost this with a "An Officer's life" Also a shout out to the men and women of the Fire Departments, Corrections, EMS and Dispatchers as well, without all these divisions, public safety wouldn't be available!!!!
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