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What are you waiting for?
1.When my opera cape gets caught on homeless people’s junk.
2.Big, conceited bodies of water, especially Lake Superior.
3.When a can of cheap peas says “Pea Color and Size May Vary” and inside there’s just one giant blue pea.
4.I never seem to meet those cheerful, uncomplicated women you see on tractor-trailer mud flaps.
5.People who know way too much about the Merovingians or cheese.
and lastly...
6.Distant calliope music at night tempting me to forget my duties and run off with the circus and to hell with her orgasm.
