- Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
- There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Arkansas, plus a couple no one's seen before.
- Squirrels will eat anything.
- Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
- Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
- If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
- A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
- "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
- It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
- People actually grow and eat okra.
- Fixinto is one word.
- There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There's breakfast, dinner and then there's supper.
- Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2.
- Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.
- Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
- You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is.
- You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
More about Arkansans....
You know you're from Arkansas if:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. You know what a razorback is.
4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the EZ-Mart with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car... for your OWN car.
9. You know what "cow tipping" is
10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page -- but requires six pages for local gossip and sports.
11. The local school lets out for the first day of deer season and you think it should be a national holiday.
12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".
13. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
14. You know whether another person from Arkansas is from east, west, central or southern Arkansas as soon as they open their mouth.
15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "goin wal-martin"(older crowd) or off to"Wally World"(younger bunch).
17. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.
18. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinna coke you want?"
19. Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
20. You understand these jokes and will probably forward them to your friends from Arkansas(and those who just wish they were)
