Queen Candace's blog: "Fubar (The Good and The Bad)"

• I'd like to get to know you better.

How about instead of saying this you actually attempt to get to know me better. Using this line just puts you on the "Do not talk to list".

• Do you have yahoo messenger?

Why so I can give it to you and have you pester me 24/7? So you can perv me on yim instead of just fubar? So we can file share giving you access to my ports? Or maybe so you can spam me with your porn site. I think me and 75% of fubar will pass on that one.

• You should call me sometime (insert # here)
• Can I have your number?

Why the f*ck would I give a complete stranger my phone number and why would you. Might as well put an ad in the newspaper with your number. I don't need strangers having access to bother me 24/7.

• No one loves me.

Maybe if you weren't being such a whiney baby someone would. Saying "no one loves me" or any form of that certainly won't get you permenant love.

• Do you have a cam?
  
• Do you want to watch me on cam?
  
• Do you want to cam together?

How many times does this seriously work? Why would anyone want to cam with a complete stranger? If I want to see someone on cam getting off I'll hit up a cam site. I don't need you in my shoutbox annoying me.

• Have you looked at my NSFW?
• Want to see my NSFW?
• Please rate my NSFW.

If I want to see something NSFW I'll get myself naked or I'll turn on something from my own damn porn collection. I will not inflate your ego so you think your "big". Last I checked you don't get points for rating nsfw. How about instead of harassing the people of fubar to look at your nsfw you walk around your neighborhood naked and get your neighbors opinions on how you look naked? If you won't do it in real life DONT DO IT ONLINE!!

• Buying X with X amount of fubucks!! (including ANY other form of trading fubucks for something of money value)

It's cool if you do this occassionally because your tight on cash but any other time you buy your own stuff. However there are some people that I don't ever see buying their own stuff. All they ever do is beg. GET A JOB! Stop begging people to spend their hard earned money on you when you clearly don't deserve it.

• Buy me (insert fubar product here).

GET A JOB and buy your own stuff.

• Buy me (insert bling name). (including any other form of this)

Perhaps instead of begging you should just express how much you like the bling. You could also trade new bling with someone or buy it for yourself.

• Buy me (insert fubar product here) to see my nsfw.

I am all for you lovin' your body. However fakes commonly sell nsfws that aren't even of them. IT'S ILLEGAL!

• No one showed me any love.
• No one has viewed me.
• No one has rated me.

Quick! Get the whambulance!!! Maybe if you actually spent your time on here giving out rates/love instead of complaining about not getting rates/love...you'd get some. Read my rating guide and do what it says. You'll be getting rates/love in no time!

• Hey baby, sexy, sweetheart, or any other superficial term of endearment.

If you walk up to a woman on the street saying "Hey baby" you sound like a sleezball...guess what?! YOU SOUND LIKE ONE ON THE INTERNET AS WELL!!! This shouldn't be used unless you know that person and have grown fond of them.

GIMME! BUY ME! GIMME! BUY ME!

When did this site become a haven for beggers? What happened to making friends and helping eachother level? Half of you don't give as much as you get given to you anymore...its sad

What are you sick of hearing? Tell me! I may have forgotten to blog it :D