Busty Bandit's blog: "Srsly?"

I've always wanted to write something about this movie, but there
were always just too many things that I could pick on. Instead, here's
a list of awful things I'd rather do than watch "Napoleon Dynamite" again;
* Die;
* Put my balls in a vice grip;
* Piss glass;
* Contract herpes;
* Break my own legs;
* Watch every episode of Everybody Loves Raymond ever made...Twice;
* Live in Bosnia;
* Throw myself off of the Eiffel Tower;
* Shit razorblades;
* Eat my own hand;
* Shave my head;
* Violently insert a metal pipe up my ass;
* Have sex with any farm yard animal;
* Poison myself and spend my last moments looking at Yoko Ono's art
work (a fucking tampon and a lotus flower is conceptual art? Don't piss
down my back and tell me it's rain, bitch);
* Shoot myself in the face;
* Drink my own piss;
* Felate a 90-year old man;
* Listen to Rosie O'Donnell climax;
* Stick my dick in a meat grinder;

That's all for now. I'll add some later. Maybe.