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42 Year Old · Male · From Twatt, Shetland, UK, United Kingdom · Invited by: Mezmora · Joined on October 2, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 8th · 2 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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Laughter is my heroin.

Jersey pizza kicks New York pizza's ass.

tongue twisters will keep me laughing for a good hour or so.

I would rather drink pee than sit in traffic for more than 10 minutes. (i did it for 5 hours this past september-sat in traffic not drank pee)

airplanes are the devil.

i like that girl with the juicy couture. I want to eat her with a knife and fork.

snowboarding is the best. in colorado. so is mountain biking.

I never call off work....i just called off work.

I am a native Houstonian. I miss Texas sometimes.

I am the life of the party in person but awkward on fubar. (I'm not* new - give me some more* time)

making out with pretty girls is even better than snowboarding.

If a camel spits at me i don't even care i'll spit back.

I have a new friend and his name is bond....jose cuervo bond

That's my sandwich.



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42 Year Old · Male · From Twatt, Shetland, UK, United Kingdom · Invited by: Mezmora · Joined on October 2, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 8th · 2 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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