43 Year Old
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Male
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From Buffalo, NY·
Joined on March 30, 2010
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 12th
14
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER
Things to know. Cliff Spanks!!!
Spam and Chicken make good babies;
When you tell your girl you may have an anger problem, and she says she likes that about you, well then she's probably a keeper;
The worst thing you can do for a loved one, is what they can do on their own;
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions;
If you lie, and I know it, I'm going to clown you;
Don't bs a bs'er;
Don't expect me to care unless you are a special individual. And if you don't know if you are a special individual...you're prolly not;
I'm not a jerk, you're just too damn sensitive;
If I say I don't care, then I really don't care;
Don't expect me to apologize. It happens about as often as a lunar eclipse. So if I do, take it and move on;
If I offend you, don't let me know, cuz then I'll prolly just do it more;
If you try to kill yourself and it doesn't work, yes you are the ultimate failure. Just live with it;
It's very rare that I care, so if I ask what's wrong and you say nothing, I'm going to assume it's nothing and move on;
Nothing you say offends me, sorry (lunar eclipse) it just doesn't;
If you leave a comment and I don't immediately get back to you, don't take it personal. I just forgot;
If I offer my friendship and you blow me off, it will never happen again;
Okay maybe I am a jerk, but you are still too sensitive. Lighten up.
I will answer any question you ask. But if you ask dumb questions I will give dumber answers then giggle as you try to decide if I'm serious.
The specifics are I work 3+ jobs, have two children and they both bark when they see and don't have thumbs. I'm from the Bronx, moved to Baltimore for 3 years (exactly 3 yrs) and have been in Buffalo for the last 7. I'm a cynic, I'm sarcastic, I'm an ass, but I'm probably the coolest person you'll EVER meet...no really, I'm THAT good. I'm here for entertainment, so if you decide to try to upset me I will turn it into entertainment and it'll prolly just upset you, which will entertain the hell outta me.
Feel free to shout me because if I haven't spoken to you before chances are I'm not gonna go outta my way to talk to you. Nothing personal. A.D.D. can be a bitch.
Anything else you wanna know ask at your own risk.
I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England.