There are many mean things a man can call a woman. Bitch, whore, twat, and cunt are among my favorites. While those terms are evil and could piss off just about any girl, there is one word that will infuriate them even more. Its not a swear word, its not even really an insult. Its a word we use every damn day for a million other reasons. That wordIs typical.
Every girl on this planet would like to think she is like a fingerprint or beautiful snowflake. They desire to be different and stand out. Now, its not the fact that girls carry the same Coach purses or wear the same perfume as their friends thats makes them typical. Its their actions. There is some shit you crazy bitches pull that makes us guys shake our heads and just say, Typical. Here is some of that shit.
- Buy a fucking drink: The one thing a guy will never expect is a free night of booze. As a matter of fact, he goes into that night knowing that most of you will hooker out the pleasure of your conversation for a few cocktails. We know the score, we accept it. But, if you want to fucking stand out, buy him one. Not twelve, just one. I didnt say ask him if you can buy him one, because he wont let you. You see what he is drinking, go to the bathroom, and on your way back just get one for him. It will knock his socks off and ensure that you are drinking for free the rest of the night.
- You hate other girls: You all hate each others guts and are insanely jealous of each other. You may have one best friend, but the second a guy you like says one thing nice about her, you will tear her to shreds to make sure that doesnt continue. You say things like, I like hanging out with guys more than girls. Why? Because you know how petty, jealous, and mean other girls are, but guys arent. The reality is with guys, there is no one for you to compete with so you wont be acting that way. If a guy brings another girl around, you go right back to being one of them.
- Say what you mean: I have said this before. With girls: Yes means maybe. Maybe means no, and no means never. Do you want to know why guys flip out when you say no or dont follow through? Its not because we cant handle the answer. Its because you knew the answer all along and decided to appease him with maybes until the moment where a final decision was needed. Newsflash, if you take a stance it will be respected. When a guy asks you for his number, and you say, Give me yours. We know you arent going to call so just fucking say no. When you say leave me alone. Dont get pissed when we leave do what you say and leave you alone. We are simple like that. On that subject...
- Listen to us when we talk: When a guy says, I am not in the mood for this. SeriouslyShut the fuck up. But you cant, can you? You want to poke, prode, and then get pissy because he isnt responding until, he blows up and you say, Why are you taking your bad mood out on me? Fucking balls. When you hear an air raid siren, you know bombs are coming. Only a fucking idiot decides thats a good time to play hopscotch. In like manner when we say leave me alone, it doesnt mean I want to talk about my problem. It means, leave me the fuck alone. A blow job would be nice, but when your doneget goin. In like manner- I want to watch the game means, I want to watch the game, I want to eat means food would be nice, and I want to hang out with my boys means you cant come. Get it?
- Dont play stupid: If a guy is asking you to go out of town with him, he wants to fuck you. If he calls you at 2:30 in the morning wasted, he wants to fuck you. If you ask him over and tell him you just want to cuddle, he is going to try and fuck you. If he says, he is not looking for a relationship fucking him wont change that. Come on, you know better.
- Take responsibility: You have to know this. In making decisions in life you alone are left to face that choice. If lee Harvey Oswald said, The CIA made me do it. He would still get the chair. You are a grown up. You have total control of what you do and when you do it. If you regret the decision you make dont take the chicken shit way out and blame him. You saying, I didnt want too, but doing it anyway, just makes you seem mindless.
So here is the scenario: (1) You are hanging out with a guy getting wasted as he keeps buying you drink after drink. (2)You have no other way home because you have no friends with you. He hints at wanting to sleep with you and (3) you play coy so he keeps buying drinks. (4)He tells you he would like to take you home so you can have some fun. (5)You say its ok but only for a little bit because you need a ride home. You end up having drunken sex with him, wake up in the morning, and he is gone. (6)Then you tell your friend he got you drunk and took advantage of you.
Yep, typical chic.
