On the first day of Christmas
My Fubar love gave to me:
An Oscar in a Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas
My Fubar love gave to me:
Two pints of Guninness...etc.
On the third day of Christmas
My Fubar love gave to me:
Three Cans of Bud...etc.
On the forth day of Christmas
My Fubar love gave to me:
Four Root Beers...etc.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My Fubar love gave to me:
Five Bottles of Corana...etc.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My Fubar love gave to me:
Six glasses of Champagne...etc.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My Fubar love gave to me:
Seven shots of rum...etc.
On the eight day of Christmas,
My Fubar love gave to me:
Eight Jello Shots...etc.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My Fubar love gave to me:
Nine Shots of Vodka...etc.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My Fubar love gave to me:
Ten Margarita's...etc.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My Fubar love gave to me:
'eleven Yards of Ale...etc.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
I was rushed to A & E
Alcoholic poison
Major Hangover
What my Fubar love give to me.
