17) "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?"
16) "Anonymity makes me even more handsome."
15) "Your *dot* has me anything but calm."
14) "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?"
13) "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?"
12) "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?"
11) "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort."
10) "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L."
9) "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name."
8) "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship."
7) "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?"
6) "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?"
5) "My AIM says IM the one for you."
4) "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon."
3) "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?"
2) "Do u like me? Text '1' for 'Yes,' '2' for 'No.'"
and the Number 1 Bad Internet Pickup Line...
1) "Hey wait, are you an FBI agent? Because that's even hotter."
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