16.Your friends cheer for the Budweiser Clydesdales and groan at the Coors twins.
15.Your host serves plenty of crab cakes and Chesapeake Lager, blissfully unaware that the Colts no longer play in Baltimore.
14.Tough to hear the commentary over all the knitting.
13.Your host's homemade giant plasma screen TV is leaking all over the carpet and he wants to know if you're type A positive.
12.For the 250,000th time, some moron says, "Da Bearz!"
11.Your boss says, "As long as you're going to the break room, why don't you make 20 copies of the Whittaker proposal."
10.Your drunken buddy casually mentions how much better the game would be if offensive lineman wore only thongs.
9.You miss the opening kickoff when your host insists on watching the last five minutes of a "Will & Grace" rerun.
8.No one is allowed to do a Jell-O shot without first hearing the host's Bill Cosby impression.
7.The guy who organized it refers to fondue as "FUNdue."
6.TV's broken, game's on the radio and Earl and Danny are reenacting the action using marionettes.
5."Like those Tofurkey nachos, Bob? The Tupperware bowl they're in comes in six attractive colors for only $6.99."
4.Who knew Costco even *made* beer?!
3.After every botched play, your host, a former pro football star, insists on showing you how he would have done it -- if he had done it.
2."Okay, everyone: Whenever that Peyton guy throws a touchdown, we each do a sudoku!"
and the Number 1 Sign You're at a Lame Super Bowl Party...
The only wardrobe malfunction involves too much Zima and your own man-boob. 
