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Cloning......................

I was recently talking to someone who wishes to remain nameless because if “they” found out that he told me what I am about to reveal, “they” would come and take his cardboard box, I mean, destroy his home. In order to conceal his identity, I will not even reveal the brand of tinfoil he uses for his hat. It all began in the late twenties, when Prescott Bush (The father of George H.W. Bush and grandfather of George W. Bush the 41st and 43rd presidents of the United States) was concerned about making sure that the Bush family maintained its place in the upper echelons of global power. Prescott Bush made a deal with Adolph Hitler, Bush would supply arms and munitions to Hitler’s Nazi Germany and in exchange Hitler would have his scientists work on cloning technology and researching the human genome. As America turned against Germany and sided with Britain, Prescott Bush became so concerned with losing the cloning technology that he even mounted an unsuccessful coup against FDR. This Nazi cloning technology would have been found and turned over American scientists if Prescott Bush hadn’t sent his own son George H. W. Bush to join the Air Corps and lead the capturing of the labs that held the cloning technology, unfortunately the work on the human genome was partially destroyed. Prescott and George H. W. Bush went ahead with what research they could and secretly managed to advance the technology. They even tried to produce their own race of superhumans. But the technology wasn’t advanced enough and the Human Genome wasn’t mapped so instead they got Jeb, Neil, and George W. Clearly more work had to be done. George H. W. Bush knew he would never live to see the research completed if it was done secretly in the US, there were to many investigative reporters in the US to have a large scale secret cloning program go undetected. So he worked out a deal with Saddam Hussein. As Vice-President George H. W. Bush was able help Saddam start up several large biotech labs as well as give him all the arms and munitions he needed to deal with Iran and the Kurds. They did a descent job hiding the cloning labs, until European Governments and the Green Movement in the US started pushing bioethics. Several European Rulers wanted to monitor cloning technology and make sure no work was being done on cloning Humans or tampering with the Human Genome. Bush’s response was to declare war on Iraq. That was the first Gulf War. During the long embargo of Iraq, Saddam was supplied with everything he needed for both his personal use and for the Cloning research by Halliburton, under the Oil for Food program. With the embargo in effect the Iraqi biotech labs weren’t monitored by any outsiders and the work could continue. At the end of the ’90 with the Human Genome mapped and the cloning technology almost finished Saddam was looking forward to his payment of return to full trading partner with the US and several book deals. However, George H. W. Bush couldn’t take the risk of having Saddam reveal his family secrets, so he used all his connections to put his son George W. in the White House. With a Bush back in the White House they were able to finish the plan that Prescott Bush had started back in the ‘20’s. In late September 2001, they had a tech send anthrax through the mail, starting a panic. They then blamed the Anthrax attack on Saddam Hussein. Giving them an excuse to invade. Almost immediately after the invasion they gave themselves cover by repeating over and over that there were no terrorists attacks since 9-11, thus denying that the attacks that they used to justify going to war with Iraq ever took place. A cover up that was so brilliant in its stupidity, that it worked. Once special agents invaded Saddam’s cloning labs, they found that Saddam was actually a couple of years from being finished and more importantly their were no members of the Bush family of child bearing years that was not in court ordered rehab. They couldn’t just bring the research back to the US as all labs are now checked for animal cruelty, and they couldn’t bring order to Iraq without the Iraqis wondering why the biotech labs are still going full hum. So Bush ordered the country to be occupied badly until a Bush of childbearing years that could go for 9 months without getting high in public was available. Finally on May 11, 2008 the conditions were right to bring this conspiracy that spanned nearly 80 years, 4 generations, and 3 major wars to its next step. Jenna Bush married Henry Hager and was ready to be implanted with the superhuman Bush clones developed by Prescott Bush, Adolph Hitler and Saddam Hussein. Since May 11, Bush has been negotiating to have US troops leave Iraq as they no longer have to keep the cloning labs up and running. No doubt only one Bush clone will be shown to the camera at a time, but there will be many. In 40 years these multiple Bush clones will run for President. As the public will think it is only one person, they will admire his ability to give three speeches in a day and still have energy for a staff briefing every morning and evening. Although he won’t necessarily know what the last briefing was about, or remember who he talked to at a speech or meeting, everyone will just think it’s a Bush thing. So in 40 years when you see Jenna Bush’s kid running for President remember there may be more than one of them.
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