Reads the packets of food he buys to make sure they are me safe, Cares what I think, Goes out of his way to make me smile, Knows what makes me smile to start with, Wants me to be happy, Enjoys me being happy, Doesn't need valentines day 'cos he loves me all year round, Still loves me when he's angry with me, Laughs at me when I act like a doofus (wtf I never use that word, fuckin doofus), Would drive in the middle of the night just to go to sleep next to me, Is not affraid to slush out on me, Understands what I mean when I talk "Victoriaese", Loves me for the things I do that irritate most people, Fuels my pirate obsession, Is generous, Is a smart arse, Is so clever he denies it, Kisses my neck to make me smile while I wash the demon dishes, Admits he doesn't listen to the girlie crap that spews out of my mouth at times, Would happily debate Whether Asda has a cake aisle or section, Would just as happily debate the existence of an allmighty being, Does things because he wants to not because he feels he should, Understands the complexities of the pirate verus ninja problem and the moral issues it raises for me when I have to choose, Would hope it would rain because he wants to walk with me in it because he knows I like it, Likes to scare me, Trusts me, Actually teaches me how to play with his car radio, Doesn't give me the "oh dear god your a nerd" look, Actually loves me for being said nerd, Loves the parts of me I hate and tells me so, Gives me things to iron, Can be suckered into feeding my fish by the fish, Knows when he's about to get into a giggling rut with me and runs with it, Knows what I mean when I say he's like Chuck Norris, Doesn't mind my childlike obsession with A gay character in a TV show, Enjoys watching Dick & Dom with me, Would fuck me in a mcdonalds hat if I asked him to, Would happily tell me he didn't want to do something, Thinks I'm cute when I'm passed out gormless and snoring on the couch, Is actually happy that I'm getting some sleep, Lets me play with his man toys, Actually shows me how to work his man toys, Teaches me things, Thinks I'm lovely with bad morning hair and no makeup, Understands the significance of an open mouth to me, Encourages me, Would never expect me to do something I didn't want to do, Tells me what he's seeing as he falls asleep, Hugs me so long he gets a dead arm then comes back for more, Loves me even when I act like a fool, Wonders how my day is going, Is innapropriate, Would actually fight a machete murderer if they were to sneak into my house when it was windy to hack me into little edible pieces however futile putting up a fight to a machete murderer would be, Doesn't always say the right thing, Will sit quietly through SG1, Makes my day with a smile, Likes me, Can do all of this and enjoy doing it.
