Over 16,533,301 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
so im sitting on fu, minding my own business, watching some people scroll on by... and i see one.
try to ignore it. try to ignore it. remember what the doctor said about turning green when you get angry........
so im on my home page and catching up on drinks i need to repay, and i see another one...
light some incense, chant, look at pictures of puppies... do something before you start your murderous rampage
hey! cool... new fan. let me go show this chick some love to thank her for finding me so interesting that she considers herself a "fan"... and on her page, one of her admirers... is ANOTHER one.
deep breath..... fuck it............. lets go
listen fuckheads
if you have the motherfucking balls to put any form of any representation of MY beloved Marine Corps as your motherfucking default picture, you BETTER keep your motherfucking statuses and your stupid fucking fu names appropriate for what youre representing yourself as. YA DIG??
if i see one more eagle, globe and anchor picture with a fu name like *HrdCokForFatChix* or *SwallowMyLoad*... or a status that says that youre *horny hard and looking for a slut to cam with*... I will come down on you like the motherfucking wrath of God himself...
if you TRULY were a Marine, and you TRULY deserve to associate yourself with the eagle, globe, and anchor... or our bulldog... or the letters USMC... or a picture of someone in their dress blues... you would know that those represent the highest level of HONOR, COURAGE, and COMMITTMENT to God, Corps, and Country.
so now i ask you... douchebag... what is honorable about your cock or the fact that you call women fat? we stand for a tradition of being the guardians of the United States, for being the few and the proud... those disrespectful things you do are nothing to be proud of.
you represent all of us when you fly that USMC flag... dishonor it, you dishonor me and all those that have worn the uniform... you dishonor that... ill pay you a visit and beat you with a fucking shovel.
you wanna be a perv? feel free. we all have our moments. just take down the Marine default when you do it. dont associate a symbol of something so honorable with your childish perversions... put a picture of yourself up there and fish for chix to have cam sex with. for the love of God, leave the Corps out of it.
out of respect for all that have ever earned the title Marine... UNFUCK YOURSELF
