A Sheriff in a small town
> in Texas walks
> out in the street
> > and
> sees a blond haired cowboy coming
> toward him with
> >
> nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun
> > and
> his boots. He arrests him
> > for indecent
> exposure.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> As he is locking him up,
> he
> >
> asks 'Why in the world are you walking around
> like
> >
> this?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> The cowboy says, 'Well
> > it's like this Sheriff
> ....
> >
> >
> >
> > I
> was in this bar down the road
> > and this pretty little red head
> asks me to
> go out to her
> >
> motor home with her. So I did.
> >
> >
> >
> > We
> go inside and she pulls off
> > her top and asks me to pull off
> my shirt... So I did.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> > Then she pulls off her
> skirt and asks me to pull off my
> > pants... So I did.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> Then she pulls off her panties
> > and asks me to pull off my
> shorts...so I did.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> Then she gets on the bed and
> > looks at me kind of sexy and
> says, 'Now go to town
> > cowboy.. '
> >
> >
> >
> >
> 'And here I am.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> Son of a Gun. Blonde Men
> > do exist