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1. Ever been compelled to fill out an asinine survey? who hasn't?
2. Ever tear the tag off of a mattress depsite risk of fine and/or imprisonment? lol not in the store, but THE moment I get home hellll yes
3. Ever used an aeresol can other than directed (bonus cool points for as a flamethrower to kill a spider) I entombed a spider in Aquanet :D
4. Ever put in excess of 5 pringles in your mouth at once? nope
5. Ever been driving and kinda flinch because you dont remember part of the ride? Nope, I don't drive after I drink...but it has happened as a passenger
6. Ever sneezed in your hand, and then were immediately confronted by someone that wanted to shake? yes...
7. What diversion did you create to get them to shake the other hand? Told em I had just sneezed lol
8. Ever been so drunk you ate all the individual components of a sandwich, but never actually made a sandwich? (ie-peice of bread, piece of meat, piece of cheese, squirt mustard in mouth) I've been that drunk
9. Not counting medical facilities or online...Whats the largest number of people that have seen you naked at once? Does the shower after gym class count?
10. What was the situation in question 9? ummmmmmm self explanatory :P
11. Have you ever recycled a miss work excuse?Nah
And did anyone remember you already used that one? doesn't apply
12. Ever knock one off in traffic? lol no, i am way too shy
13. Ever peed on a jellyfish victum?never met one
And did they ask you to first?*sigh*
or did ya just let it fly i'd totally save the day
14. Have you ever verbally said an internet acronym in r/l? *hangs head* yes
15. What is the most embarassing concert youve attended that you dont normally mention? Dirty Dancing live in concer :?
16. Have you ever pitched a beer can out the passenger window into the bed of a pickup and it was sucked back in the back sliding window and nailed the driver in the head? lol no...does that really happen?
17. Have you ever shot a road sign? I stole one...
18. Have you ever had an injury and lied about the cause? OH HELL YES
19. Ever been asked to leave a late night breakfast joint? *hangs head* yes, yes I have
20. Explain in one sentence, no less than 10 words, no more than 15, how you feel about RediWhip
I want to spray it all over a certain someone and lick it off :P
