COUNTRYHOTTIE's blog: "the love for my man"

ok cityguy1972 im tired of you running your mouth about me on here its getting really old why dont you grow the hell up stay out of my life you lie to damn much i could let everyone know what kind of person you you need to get ya story straight if you dont like this oh well see ya a$$hole

i love and miss you guys mwahss

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There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It's my wash cloth." Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair. The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it." The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth." The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."

A Vacuum salesman knocks on an old lady's door and says "I have the best vacuum money can buy and I'm here to sell it to you." The old lady bluntly says "I have no money to buy anything,you're wasting your time." The salesman reluctantly says "My vacuum is the best,Im going to dump this whole bag of dog shit on your Welcome Mat and if my vacuum can't suck every last crumb up,I'll eat the pile myself." The old lady walks to the kitchen,finds a fork and gladly hands it to the salesman."I won't be needing that at all!" He exclames. The old lady replies "Yes you will,they shut my power off this morning."

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED.. A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy Shit, That must be my husband!" So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband.!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?" And that folks............is how the fight started.

A man walks into a bar and sits down for a drink.Behind the bar he notices a large jar full of money with a sign taped to it "Win this whole jar." He asks the bar tender "so how do I win that jar full of cash?".The bar tender replies,"well there is three things you have to do to win this money." "The first is,do you see that large man sitting at the end bar stool down there,you have to punch him off the stool..if you can" "The second is,there is a viscious dog around back,you have to rip all his teeth out and bring them back here to the bar and have em' counted." "And the third..there is a 90 year old woman in the back room who hasn't been laid in 60 years,you have to have sex with that." The man thinks about it and says "fuck that!" but after 12 beers and some shots.The man gets up and walks over to the man at the end of the bar and knocks him clean off the stool with one punch.He then goes out back for the dog.After about a half hour of yelling and barking,the man walks back inside the bar all bloody with his clothes ripped up and says "Now where is that old lady who needs to have her teeth pulled?"

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