A man walks into a bar and sits down for a drink.Behind the bar he notices a large jar full of money with a sign taped to it "Win this whole jar." He asks the bar tender "so how do I win that jar full of cash?".The bar tender replies,"well there is three things you have to do to win this money." "The first is,do you see that large man sitting at the end bar stool down there,you have to punch him off the stool..if you can" "The second is,there is a viscious dog around back,you have to rip all his teeth out and bring them back here to the bar and have em' counted." "And the third..there is a 90 year old woman in the back room who hasn't been laid in 60 years,you have to have sex with that." The man thinks about it and says "fuck that!" but after 12 beers and some shots.The man gets up and walks over to the man at the end of the bar and knocks him clean off the stool with one punch.He then goes out back for the dog.After about a half hour of yelling and barking,the man walks back inside the bar all bloody with his clothes ripped up and says "Now where is that old lady who needs to have her teeth pulled?"
